Caption Contest Results: 03/30 – 04/03


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, March 30th


Winner: @ZombieSchmombie – “Clearly her face and hand came from the same cadaver. They’re both saying ‘F**k you’.”

1st Place: @eviltaylorhicks – “Few people know that Ash’s possessed hand went on to a very successful burlesque career after EVIL DEAD 2.”

2nd Place: @JimmyParras – “I’m not giving you the finger, you’ve earned it!”


Tuesday, March 31st


Winner: @JayPFosgitt – “I don’t always kill Laura Palmer. But when I do, it gives me a log, lady.”

1st Place: @paggmega – “The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.”

2nd Place: @SavageSFX – “Some Damn Fine Coffee!!”


Wednesday, April 1st



Winner: @garv7yar – “Joey lives to regret winning the spelling bee by successfully spelling C-O-U-L-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A.”

1st Place: @aggregatetim – ” Ok guys, say ‘scarring, emotional childhood trauma!'”

2nd Place: @THESPOILERROOM – “They all smoke down here.”


Thursday, April 2nd


Winner: @MarcusBucklin – “Ignore NPH’s soft shoe and focus on the tennis balls. Act scared. Also? This bug’s face looks like a vagina. Action!”

1st Place: @The_Mighty_xZx – “It’s HIS job, until he’s dead, or I find someone better, DO YOU GET ME?”

2nd Place: @Ancient_Equinox – Just look at the flowers, Lizzie.”


Friday, April 3rd



Winner: @reniars – “I really wanted to be in the Addams Family.”

1st Place: @jeffsmithpgh – “For the last time, it’s not a phase, Mom!”

2nd Place: @rabidhouseguest – “So I was playing golf this one time, but some jerk destroyed the course, can you believe it?”


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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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