Caption Contest Results: 05/12 – 5/16


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! And now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re going a step further and highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further adieu…

Monday, May 12th


Winner: @ZombieSchmombie – Wait, I thought this was a Bram Stoker story… Not Edgar Allen Poe! Where’s my agent?!”

2nd Place: @jeremynewberger – “After 8 films together, Abbott and Catstello never really caught on, despite their memorable WHO’S ON FUR routine.”

3rd Place: @Fleapits_PP – ““I only vant to drink your milk.”


Tuesday, May 13th


Winner: @brianscribe77 – “You put your right foot in…”

2nd Place: @3P1C_F41L – “I’m half the Godzilla I used to be.”

3rd Place: @GrahamPatrick80 – “I like them, but do you have these in a smaller size?”


Wednesday, May 14th


Winner: @BigBrother1988 – “Haircutter: ‘It’s just a strand.’; The Tall Man: ‘NO, IT’S NOT!'”

2nd Place: @TheVipersQueen – STOOOOOP! I said only a trim!”

3rd Place: @PhreniX – When you said I’d be on Wayne’s World, you didn’t tell me Garth was in charge of make-up, BOOOOY!!”


Thursday, May 15th


Winner: @convrsations – You looked a lot different in your profile picture…”

2nd Place: @eviltaylorhicks – “The Mr. Magoo series is getting really odd.”

3rd Place: @castlerockfan – “Hi, I’m Marvin. I’ll be your waiter for this evening.”


Friday, May 16th


Winner: @Number138Weare – Hurry up guys. My taxidermist is going to freak out.”

2nd Place: @garv7yar – Chef Okinara is delighted to add new menu item to Planet Sushi.”

3rd Place: @finniganspoint – Kato takes down Clouseau in another ridiculous disguise.”


Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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