Caption Contest Results: 05/18 – 05/22


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, May 18th


Winner: @ReelDistracting – “On the count of three we grab and twist. First to yell purple nurple loses. Loser has to buy lunch.”

1st Place: @mtnorcia – “Please stop mocking my arthritis. It’s a serious condition.”

2nd Place: @brianscribeNY – “‘Cause this is thriller…”


Tuesday, May 19th


Winner: @STRENGTHTHRUJOY – “Aaaaannd here’s how I survived THE MIST!”

1st Place: @1975jetsfan4 – “Look at the flowers, Michonne.”

2nd Place: @numskull911 – “Shhh..be verwy verwy quiet. I’m hunting dwed wocks!”


Wednesday, May 20th


Winner: @ders808 – “Nobody puts Voorhees in the corner.”

1st Place: @JDiaZero – “I don’t always slaughter drunk, horny, idiotic teens, but when I do, I prefer with machetes. Stay 13th my friends.”

2nd Place: @DaleBoyer – “The chair and I aren’t talking, it knows why…”


Thursday, May 21st


Winner: @HarrisonSmith85 – The Freddy World attraction at Disney was ill conceived from the start.”

1st Place: @philmfaisstival – “Okay, as I cover this one, read the letters aloud from left to right.”

2nd Place: @Floydthe3rd – “You Dalton? I thought you’d be bigger.”


Friday, May 22nd


Winner: @frankglloydjr – “Keep Calm And CARRIE On.”

1st Place: @Chris_Freakin_V – “Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe its arterial spray!”

2nd Place: @MylesGregory – “I thought you said it was a shower scene, asshole!”


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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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