Caption Contest Results: 07/20 – 07/24


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, July 20th


Winner: @whodey74 – “Oh crap the cops are here!”

2nd Place: @SlasherCastTed – “Tobe’s sleeping it off in the trailer, guys. It’s okay, Uncle Stevie’s got everything under control.”

3rd Place: @arthurvitello3 – “Yeah, sure Steven, but I need to get to craft services before the grips!”


Tuesday, July 21st


Winner: @mtnorcia – “Bob suddenly realized it was probably a mistake to see a proctologist for his deviated septum.”

2nd Place: @Ancient_Equinox – “On the next episode of Sister Wives…”

3rd Place: @CountMatthula – “So, is this your first tattoo?”


Wednesday, July 22nd


Winner: @garv7yar – “So, I turn into a cat when aroused, and my brother wants to bang me, and I get tied-up naked? Daddy will be thrilled!”

2nd Place: @JemHorrorgrams – “Those are not spirit fingers. THESE are spirit fingers.”

3rd Place: @saltnburnem – “No, this is how you do the thriller.”


Thursday, July 23rd


Winner: @HarrisonSmith85 – “Hold very still, Mr. Milan. Very. Still.” 

2nd Place: @TheeHeatherPray – “When you said you were into domination, I kinda had something else in mind.”

3rd Place: @seanofthedead01 – “OK! We’ll build you a better dog house!”


Friday, July 24th


Winner: @phantasm2 – “I’m telling you, mom’s not gonna let us keep it!”

2nd Place: @frankglloydjr – “Three Men And A Deadly Spawn.”

3rd Place: @RaySchillaci – “Brush and floss. Brush and floss. How many times do I need to tell you?”


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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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