Caption Contest Results: 07/27 – 07/31


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, July 27th


Winner: @brianscribeNY – “*snickers* ‘Horn on the cob.'”

2nd Place: @eat_the_graham – “…and then they said: I think Hannibal is the Chesapeake Ripper!”

3rd Place: @it_sGai – “Did you see the look on their faces when we told them that it’s a BBQ party and not a crime scene?”


Tuesday, July 28th


Winner: @ThatJoshArnold – “Realizing how much longer it takes to shave a man with a single blade, Edward regrets getting that Scissorhandsectomy.”

2nd Place: @frankglloydjr – “Do not get any blood on the camera, it’s a rental.”

3rd Place: @garv7yar – “What do you mean, Burton should’ve cast David Bowie?!”


Wednesday, July 29th


Winner: @rlaurich – “Do you, Creature, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?”

2nd Place: @jason_lees – “Even though it was supposed to be a closed set, EVERYONE showed up for the creature’s love scene.”

3rd Place: @RScrotumtree – “Damn It! If you can’t hold your breath for more than 30 seconds I’ll get Esther Williams!”


Thursday, July 30th


Winner: @TheJoeLynch – “”Hi Andrew! Big fan! Wait… 200 bucks for a pic?! PASS.”

2nd Place: @OldEllis – “Are you partial to a certain caliber?”

3rd Place: @Ancient_Equinox – “Wow, Judith doesn’t look like me or Shane…. Damn it, Lori!”


Friday, July 31st


Winner: @Krrrakaboom – Nobody move, I lost my contact lens.” 

2nd Place: @HarrisonSmith85 – “Remember when hazing was just scrubbing bathrooms with toothbrushes?”

3rd Place: @EricKennedy20 – “Production is delayed as a small nosebleed is dealt with.”


Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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