Caption Contest Results: 08/03 – 08/07


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, August 3rd


Winner: @Strange_Bundle – “Gozer said there’d be days like this… for me to poop on!”

2nd Place: @Castlerockfan – “I left my keys around here someplace. Guys, can you help me look? Guys?”

3rd Place: @NeillOilraags – “Neutered. I said Neutered. We’ve got a dangler.”


Tuesday, August 4th


Winner: @garv7yar – “God, that breath! Have you been eating your own shit again?”

2nd Place: @PhycusMalloy – “Puberty hit Jason Bateman harder than most.”

3rd Place: @frankglloydjr – “Is this Purina? My rider states Alpo only! Whose leg do I have to hump to get the quality service I deserve?”


Wednesday, August 5th


Winner: @choptopmoseley – “Sorry, sweetheart. I thought I saw a minnow on your forehead and I just couldn’t help myself!”

2nd Place: @HarrisonSmith85 – “I swear it was just an accident. I never laid a fin on her.”

3rd Place: @roblaurich – “Agent, Creature, Scuba-diver, Actress, Nurse & Jock: The original (and very unsuccessful) lineup for The Village People.”


Thursday, August 6th


Winner: @Ancient_Equinox – “The Birds & the Bees with Wes Craven: An After School Special.”

2nd Place: @jeffsmithpgh – “Don’t think of it as porn. Think of it as us documenting our love.”

3rd Place: @BatheWCoreyHaim – “I really think this scene would work better if you both were on roller skates.”


Friday, August 7th


Winner: @NeonEcho1 – “That’s the last time I use Uber.”

2nd Place: @_horrormaestro_ – “We’re gonna need a bigger shark.”

3rd Place: @DanielMadison78 – “Sorry about the mess; since the divorce, I’ve been kinda living out of my shark.”

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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