Caption Contest Results: 08/17 – 08/21


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, August 17th


Winner: @choptopmoseley – “It’s too fucking cold for death!”

2nd Place: @Benfrasham – “Dammit, Rita, they still aren’t coming ’round! Get in there with the smelling salts!”

3rd Place: @SarenSuture – “Call it mass murder, call it insurance fraud, but it brought our whole damn town together!”


Tuesday, August 18th


Winner: @HarrisonSmith85 – “I don’t see him, boss! I think we gave him the shake.”

2nd Place: @AndrewGnash – “You know Fred, I don’t think there’s enough Eddie Murphy vampire movies.”

3rd Place: @CountMatthula – “So, she doesn’t like guys that wear fedoras?”


Wednesday, August 19th


Winner: @frankglloydjr – “Revenge Of The Living Dead Nerds.”

2nd Place: @Ancient_Equinox – “This nerd has had enough of the hazing he’s been dealing with in order to join the T-Birds.”

3rd Place: @TheBryanPowell – “I SAID ONLY THE YELLOW SKITTLES!!!”

Thursday, August 20th


Winner: @lenny1973m – “Okay, who loosened the cap on my ketchup bottle?!”

2nd Place: @OldEllis – “New urban fashion, tourniquet suspenders.” 

3rd Place: @elach242 – “You mean I’m going to pay for my own dry cleaning?”


Friday, August 21st


Winner: @sleepysnake_ – “The Room 2.0 IS a good idea!”

2nd Place: @garv7yar – “John, calm down! I’m sure the Lakers will do better next year!” 

3rd Place: @MutantJem – “Really, John? White?! After Labor Day!?”


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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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