Caption Contest Results: 09/07 – 09/11


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, September 7th


Winner: @indifferentnick – “We can so fit a pool table down here…”

2nd Place: @azevo41 – “My Summer Vacation To The Scariest Fucking Place Ever.”

3rd Place: @floydthe3rd – “I would never eat these bodies!! You think I’m a weirdo?!! These are strictly for sexual purposes.”


Tuesday, September 8th


Winner: @garv7yar – “I don’t get raped or murdered in your new movie? Don’t you love me anymore?”

2nd Place: @Louie_Houghton – “Look, I know all about 1970’s horror. I’m wearing a fucking nylon Tank Top.”

3rd Place: @DeputyDoopie – “I don’t care what Kristen Stewart did with HER director…”


Wednesday, September 9th


Winner: @rlaurich – “Remember, Rick: NOBODY is to know what Michael looks like without makeup…”

2nd Place: @ormon5150 – “This isn’t another Pepsi commercial is it?!?!”

3rd Place: @MEPurfield – “Oh, crap. They’re going to make me as hairy as the FX artist and the director.”


Thursday, September 10th


Winner: @tLoebLookout – “The new fall line from Tommy Hilfiger went a lot edgier.”

2nd Place: @HarrisonSmith85 – “Eli Roth’s THE HANGOVER.”

3rd Place: @1975jetsfan4 – “Do you know where I can find a good dry cleaner?”


Friday, September 11th


Winner: @Ancient_Equinox – “On his free time, Freddy enjoys getting pampered at the Camp Crystal Lake Resort and Spa.”

2nd Place: @The_Scenarist – “They said, Thirty minutes or my pizza was free.”

3rd Place: @HallowOctobfilm – “Dude, have you ever considered, like, moisturizer?”


Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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