Caption Contest Results: 09/26 – 09/30


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, September 26th


Winner: @taramae79 – “And you complain about YOUR wife’s family…”

2nd Place: @takesitstoll – Zombies hate him! This local corpse has beat decomposition with these secret skin care tips! CLICK HERE for more info!”

3rd Place: @payboss – Is that real Animal Skin? You do know we are vegans!


Tuesday, September 27th


Winner: @garv7yar – “Just wait till I find out where that fuckin’ movie critic lives!”

2nd Place: @exiledinNJ – Wow! I’ve been going about this all wrong! I need understanding and commitment.”

3rd Place: @OldEllis – Gotta get down to the Fashion Barn and pick up this new line of flannel socks.”


Wednesday, September 28th


Winner: @AccostedTheMan – “Matthew, I promise the mechanical legs won’t malfunction in this film…

2nd Place: @Trey_Valeska I’m looking for the God’s Hand Killer…have you seen him?

3rd Place: @mcsandfilms – “Welcome to the Dallas Teamsters Club. Have a seat and don’t do anything until Jesus comes back.”


Thursday, September 29th


Winner: @WortsPaul – “Scale this up and Disney can install it in the Magic Kingdom.

2nd Place: @DeputyDoopie – “I wanted you to unzip your pants and reveal your package in the form of a Skee Ball game, but we didn’t get the R rating.”

3rd Place: @rlaurich – Trust me. Marry-Go-Round is gonna be a bigger Batman villain than Joker, Penguin or… those are the only two I know.”


Friday, September 30th


Winner: @choptopmoseley – Don’t you EVER touch the blue M&M’s!

2nd Place: @Andrew_Hogsten – “This’ll teach you to jump on my couch!”

3rd Place: @KMA_357“This is your idea of taking care of my split ends.

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!


About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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