Caption Contest Results: 10/03 – 10/07


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…


Monday, October 3rd


Winner: @payboss – “It’s day three of the Topless Didgeridoo Playing contest. ”

2nd Place: @exiledinNJ – You’re right! This is the perfect location for the swimming pool!”

3rd Place: @WisconsinAle – Wait, will this scene be shot in night vision?”


Tuesday, October 4th


Winner: @Castlerockfan – “Why yes, sir, it is an unusual way of measuring for a hat, but it’s the only way to do it properly!”

2nd Place: @rlaurich – I’m serious, Tony. If you don’t knock it off with this method crap, you’re going right back into the restraints.”

3rd Place: @TaraW500 – This is what happens when you play quid pro quo with Jodie Foster!”


Wednesday, October 5th


Winner: @IAmOfficialWW – “Is it part of the ritual to have my pants up this high?

2nd Place: @windhorsetarot “Hair transplant procedures have come a long way since the early days.”

3rd Place: @DamnedPuppets – “A rare inside peek at the lost pilot of General Howlspital.”


Thursday, October 6th



2nd Place: @Lando_iHorror – I’m just watchin’ her crawl, right? I’m gonna bank the 13. So, then this chick pulls out an American Express card…

3rd Place: @ItsGregWilcox – Hate ball, eye socket…”


Friday, October 7th


Winner: @LegionofArkham – Who’s a good zombie? You are.

2nd Place: @garv7yar – “Where’s your silver dollar? Here it is!”

3rd Place: @OldEllis“Zombies drink out of the garden hose, no bottled water. You know better.

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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