Caption Contest Results: 10/19 – 10/23


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…


Monday, September 19th


Winner: @TaraW500 – “And this is where the coke bottle will go. You won’t even notice it!”

2nd Place: @skulltrauma – Don’t touch the sides, or you’ll get the buzzer and light up his nose!”

3rd Place: @skuNK_citY – …and this is where the baboon heart will go


Tuesday, September 20th


Winner: @CoreyTaylorRock – “I’m tellin’ ya, it says it right here: ‘BIG MULDER/SHAGGY SEX SCENE’. So you need to shave!”

2nd Place: @garv7yar- Hate to tell you this, Scully, but the producers think I should get a new partner.”

3rd Place: @frankglloydjr – Sorry, Rex. The story we told you about aliens abducting your testicles was a lie. The truth is we had you neutered.”


Wednesday, September 21st


Winner: @Lando_iHorror – “Who killed Laura Palmer? Come on over here and she’ll show ya, Padre!

2nd Place: @zpinternational “Well, Doc, what do you think? She’d be good for your Dental commercials or not?”

3rd Place: @1975jetsfan4 – “Surprisingly, he tasted like chicken.”


Thursday, September 22nd


Winner: @LoboFrag – “Duck, Duck, GOOSE!

2nd Place: @exiledinNJ – “Whoa, Bill, I heard of getting into character, but this is too much!”

3rd Place: @ZombieSchmombie – Watch this, Savini… I’ll show you what a real neck wound looks like!”


Friday, September 23rd


Winner: @DamnedPuppets – Trust me. I have been performing plastic surgery out of my storage unit for years. You look great!

2nd Place: @MutantJem – “Heeeere’s wolfie!”

3rd Place: @Amazing_Gracey“Don’t worry Jack…The Lakers will be good again.

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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