Caption Contest Results: 10/19 – 10/23


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…


Monday, October 19th


Winner: @ZombieSchmombie – Freddy Krueger reacts to being pranked after being pulled from Kevin McAllister’s nightmare.”

2nd Place: @Firstscreamto – “Another take?! I didn’t sign up for this shit… get over here, Craven. See how you like a sledgehammer in the chest.”

3rd Place: @CriticsDeadbeat – Who replaced my croquet mallet with this, bitch?!”


Tuesday, October 20th


Winner: @Castlerockfan – And then she said she couldn’t really love me on account of my being made of seven different people…”

2nd Place: @frankglloydjr – “If you would stop pulling on it so much, it wouldn’t keep coming off. Give it time to heal.”

3rd Place: @VeryAmateurishP – This was the original final shot for BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, but Universal balked. This makes much more sense.”


Wednesday, October 21st


Winner: @HarrisonSmith85 – “Pier One announces its new Graboid and macrame series of coffee tables…”

2nd Place: @MutantJem – It’s not easy being a graboid.”

3rd Place:  @pemdasi- That’s the ugliest bong I’ve ever seen!”


Thursday, October 22nd


Winner: @garv7yar – “Wait, shouldn’t I be serving red wine with Meat Loaf?”

2nd Place: @Authorfan – “Man, I thought this was the DYNASTY set.”

3rd Place: @Ancient_Equinox – “A still from a deleted scene of HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK.”


Friday, October 23rd


Winner: @zpinternational – We’ve secretly replaced Jack’s decaffeinated coffee with a caffeinated brand.  Let’s see what happens.”

2nd Place: @payboss – “Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits”

3rd Place: @MotherofBaggins – Jack protects his cocaine mine like a man possessed!”
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About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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