Caption Contest Results: 10/26 – 10/30


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…


Monday, October 26th


Winner: @redfox_write – Leatherface? You promised me my name would be Barry.

2nd Place: @Castlerockfan – “Cut? What? I thought she was supposed to get away?!”

3rd Place: @Michaelwicks4 – I didn’t order my food to go.”


Tuesday, October 27th


Winner: @Ancient_Equinox – “Maybe I should have used scissors to cut my hair…”

2nd Place: @frankglloydjr – “In life, sometimes you’re the hammer and sometimes you’re the nail.”

3rd Place: @LambireSalacita – “Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, It’s home from work we go!”


Wednesday, October 28th


Winner: @garv7yar – “The disastrous evening a distracted Freddie left his glove behind on the Midnight Special.”

2nd Place: @HarrisonSmith85 – “Most don’t know that Freddy was the original Joe Buck opposite Ratso Rizzo in Midnight Cowboy before Jon Voigt.”

3rd Place:  @1975jetsfan4 – Welcome to Hell.  This is the last stop.”


Thursday, October 29th


Winner: @Floydthe3rd – “Alright, we’re putting 30 seconds on the clock. Find the hidden key and you could win one million dollars!”

2nd Place: @ZombieSchmombie – “Alright, nobody move… I lost my contact lens.”

3rd Place: @JackieGoldstein – “Do you guys like white meat or dark meat?”


Friday, October 30th



Winner: @CountMatthula – “I’m not an eye doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

2nd Place: @payboss – “Should have gone to Specsavers!”

3rd Place: @LJFCHobo – “Botox injections have moved on since the ‘90s!
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About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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