Caption Contest Results: 12/15 – 12/19


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, December 15th


Winner: @choptopmoseley – I know you gotta pee, Jerry, but that’s ridiculous!”

1st Place: @EvilTaylorHicks – “Um, John?  If I’m playing FDR shouldn’t I just have a plaid blanket over my legs?”

2nd Place: @ThatJoshArnold – A still from the upcoming Director’s Cut of BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.”


Tuesday, December 16th


Winner: @payboss – “Look mom… No face!”

1st Place: @jengraves66 – Cancel my Botox appointment.”

2nd Place: @My_Horrorfiction – “Uh oh… It’s the wife again. Thanks for helping me face the music, guys.”


Wednesday, December 17th


Winner: @curtis216 – This package includes a pedicure right?”

1st Place: @FloydThe3rd – Is it weird that whenever I’m with you I crave pizza?”

2nd Place: @garv7yar – Makeup artists look forward to the overtime they get paid on Lindsay Lohan movies.”


Thursday, December 18th


Winner: @JamesArclight – After years of slaying children in their dreams, Freddy Krueger turns to the life of a hand model.”

1st Place: @LisaStepUSA – “It’s Palmolive. You’re soaking in it!”

2nd Place: @ImAndyHamilton – Once we finish your head and arms, you should be able to pass for human.”


Friday, December 19th


Winner: @Zombie_Files – Jim wasn’t sure how he’d gotten into the situation, but he knew for certain that he wasn’t wearing the right footwear.”

1st Place: @JohnSBerry1 – Whoo woo, chugga chugga here comes the lima bean express little buddy, yum!”

2nd Place: @JoeyShab – “Shhh. You don’t have to say anything. I love you, too.”

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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