Caption Contest Results: 12/29 – 01/01


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, December 29th


Winner: @rlaurich – “I respect your ‘method’ Gary, I’m just saying a 1970’s mobster probably wouldn’t dress like this.”

1st Place: @RogerKilbourne – “No, you won’t ignite, I promise. You won’t even get sparkly.”

2nd Place: @TheMonsterMush – “I have traveled oceans of time to fin…. oh wait, sorry, still got sunglasses on.”


Tuesday, December 30th


Winner: @garv7yar – “So Landis says, “Just a little fake blood and a scratch or two- no biggie, you’ll be done in no time!”

1st Place: @Ohlalalarcey – “So what exactly did you say to her?”

2nd Place: @RumHamRevenge – “I have bad news, I’m afraid you’re going to need glasses.”


Wednesday, December 31st


Winner: @tinygert – “Clive was beginning to regret his decision to cheat on the Satanism final.”

1st Place: @brianscribeNY – “So, I finally broke up with Deborah Logan. I needed space, she needed my soul. Same old story.”

2nd Place: @Mahogany_Stone – “And all because I was the first one to fall asleep.”


Thursday, January 1st


Winner: @SarahKissee – “No, it looks great, totally you.”

1st Place: @Floydthe3rd –  “I think I’ve figured out why you keep attacking children. You’re head appears to be stuffed with packing peanuts.”

2nd Place: @Socialism_Never – “Would it kill you to use some sun screen?”


Friday, January 2nd


Winner: @paggmega – “I guess my main concern is square footage.”

1st Place: @ZombieSchmombie – “Hey, would you grab me the salt, please?”

2nd Place: @omen121 – “…and if we put the torso heap in that corner. Boom! We’ve just feng shui’ed the shit out of this torture chamber!”

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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