Caption Contest Results: 6/30 – 7/4


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, June 30th


Winner: @deathecho – “So I told a Predator.  And he told two Predators, and so on, and so on.”

1st Place: @brianscribe77 – Next week on ‘To Catch Some Predators’… “

2nd Place: @HolleysHouse – Hey, why is the cameraman running away?”


Tuesday, July 1st


Winner: @ODondemand – “Do NOT feed John Oates after midnight.”

1st Place: @omen121 – “July the 4th has come and gone, but thoughts of it still linger. I held a banger in my hand; has anyone seen my finger?”

2nd Place: @peacepumpkinpic – “Stephen King‘s The Lawnmower Accident Man.”


Wednesday, July 2nd


Winner: @Un0btainium – “Ahm naht ah Horrah Monstah.”

1st Place: @FreddyinSpace – “Three out of every four monsters have nards. Don’t do steroids, monsters.”

2nd Place: @PlanetC63 – “AAARRGGHH CARDIGAN! Avert your eyes! Avert your eyes!”


Thursday, July 3rd


Winner: @MikoHughes – “It’s a little known fact that the ‘helicopter gun’ was Stephen King’s first choice. Test audiences were not impressed.”

1st Place: @ImAndyHamilton – Sometimes fun is better.”

2nd Place: @choptopmoseley – “I’m Gage-ing how far away your face is.”


Friday, July 4th


Winner: @sarkoffagus – “Let Jesus… what?! What’s with all the ad libs?”

1st Place: @lagowski – “I told you to use bolognaise but noooooo, YOU had to go with pea soup.”

2nd Place: @Flash_Nick – “There is no hope for this generation.”


Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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