Caption Contest Results: 9/28 – 10/02


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, September 28th


Winner: @Castlerockfan – “And then I just burst out of the cake for the surprise, right?”

2nd Place: @choptopmoseley – “I told him, ‘Just take one,’ but he wouldn’t listen!”

3rd Place: @Floydthe3rd Um, it looks great, but the back of the head might be a little too penis-y.


Tuesday, September 29th


Winner: @garv7yar – “Don’t look now, but I hear they’re planning to re-make this one, too!”

2nd Place: @rlaurich – “Gary? Gary? Why won’t you look at me, Gary? Please Gary, just turn your head. HEY! Gary? Hello? Helloooo? Gary? Gary?”

3rd Place: @OldEllis – “Please button your coat Donald. That scene is tomorrow.”


Wednesday, September 30th


Winner: @brianscribeNY – “I’ll only do nudity if it’s tastefully done.”

2nd Place: @Ancient_Equinox – “True love is when he walks into the room and paints a smile on your face.”

3rd Place: @OMGBethiica – “No its okay. You didn’t spill too much on you. It’ll come right off.”


Thursday, October 1st


Winner: @Joannerrr – “If you go down that hall and turn to your left, you’ll find the rest of your leg.”

2nd Place: @mtnorcia – “On the plus side, there’s a lost and found box right over there that’s full of left shoes.”

3rd Place: @jonluck46 – “It wasn’t me. it was Doherty.”


Friday, October 2nd


Winner: @Brennasoul – “”My dear people, you are now about to enter the nerve centre to the entire Wonka factory.”

2nd Place: @HarrisonSmith85 – “Second thing… never, under any circumstance, do press, turn or pull this…”

3rd Place: @frankglloydjr – “This is the button that releases the hounds to chase away door-to-door salesmen.”

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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